Jack in the Moon

chat.openai.com, February 2023: Please write a story about a man who lives on the moon. It is a sci fi story

Once upon a time, in a not-so-distant future, a man named Jack lived on the moon. Jack was an astronaut, one of the first few people to make a permanent home on the lunar surface.

For years, Jack had been part of a team of scientists and engineers who had been working tirelessly to establish a self-sustaining lunar colony. It had been a difficult journey, with many obstacles and setbacks along the way, but finally, the dream had become a reality. Jack was now the caretaker of the colony, responsible for its day-to-day operations and maintenance.

Although he loved his life on the moon, it could be lonely at times. He spent his days exploring the barren and cratered landscape, conducting experiments and communicating with mission control back on Earth. But despite the isolation, Jack was happy. He had a purpose, a reason to be on the moon, and he cherished the peace and quiet that came with being the only human for miles and miles.

One day, while on a routine spacewalk outside his habitat, Jack noticed something strange. In the distance, he saw a flash of light and a strange object descending towards the moon. At first, he thought it was a supply ship from Earth, but as it got closer, Jack realized that it was something entirely different. The object was circular in shape, with a metallic exterior and multiple antennas and sensors extending from its surface. It was definitely not from Earth.

Jack quickly radioed back to Earth, but there was no response. The communications systems were down, and he was on his own. Jack’s heart raced with excitement and fear as he realized what he was about to do. He decided to approach the object and see if he could make contact with whoever or whatever was inside.

As he got closer, the door to the object opened, and a group of creatures emerged. Jack was amazed by their appearance. They were unlike anything he had ever seen before. They were humanoid in shape, but their skin was a shimmering blue color, and their eyes were large and black, seeming to take up half of their faces.

The creatures communicated with Jack telepathically, and he was amazed to find that he could understand them. They told him that they were on a mission to explore different worlds and that they had chosen the moon as their next stop. Jack listened in awe as they told him about their home planet and their culture. They were peaceful explorers, seeking out new life and civilizations to learn from.

Over the next few days, Jack spent a lot of time with the aliens, learning about their culture and technology. He was amazed by the things they showed him, technologies that were far beyond anything he had ever imagined. He watched as they demonstrated their ability to harness energy from the stars, and he marveled at the intricate machinery they used to travel through space.

The aliens also showed Jack their understanding of the universe and the life within it. They taught him about the interconnectedness of all things, and he came to realize that he was just a small part of something much larger and more complex. Jack felt like he was having a spiritual awakening, and he was grateful for the opportunity to learn from these beings.

But then, suddenly, the aliens received a distress call from their home planet. They told Jack that they had to leave immediately, as their world was in peril, and they needed to return home to help. Jack was heartbroken to see them go, and he felt like he was losing a part of himself. The aliens promised Jack that they would return someday, and they left behind a piece of their advanced technology as a token of their friendship.

Jack spent the rest of his life on the moon, using the technology the aliens had given him to improve the colony and make life easier for the other astronauts who would come after him. He also continued to communicate with mission control on Earth, telling them about his experience with the aliens and sharing the knowledge he had gained.

Years went by, and Jack’s story became the stuff of legends. People from all over the world came to the moon to learn from him and hear his tales. Jack was happy to share his experiences and help others understand the universe in a new and profound way.

As Jack grew older, he began to think more and more about the aliens and their home planet. He wondered what had happened to them and if they had been able to save their world. He also thought about the incredible journey he had been on, from a young astronaut with a passion for exploration, to a caretaker of a lunar colony, to a man who had made contact with an extraterrestrial race.

And so, one day, Jack took one final spacewalk outside the colony, looking up at the stars and feeling grateful for all that he had experienced. He knew that his time on the moon was coming to an end, but he also knew that the knowledge he had gained and the memories he had made would live on forever. He smiled, feeling at peace with his place in the universe, and knowing that his legacy would inspire future generations to reach for the stars and make their own discoveries.

The end.

Using BIP39 to create short pr0n stories

BIP39 is a catchy name for a way to make great big long random numbers easier to write down and enter. It emerged from a need to back up the private and public keys associated with crypto currency wallets. Many of the common coins use BIP39.

BIP39 is a set list of 2048 English words which are written down one after the other to make a backup of your crypto currency keys. Not only is the wordlist fixed, but also your key is always exactly 24 words long. The last word is a check word to make sure that the rest are correct.

What makes BIP39 really clever is that although it’s only 24 words long, further extensions to the standard such as BIP32 allow it to be used to deterministically generate not only the keypair but the receive addresses too.

For extra cleverness, because blockchain, you don’t need anything else to recover your worthless crypto tokens, so those 24 word nuggets are pretty awesome.

Ok, that’s BIP39: Smart, no?

We all do stupid things, yes? I was backing up my Chia wallet words and talking with a mate about how much entropy (randomness) there is the BIP39 standard (hint, there is a lot!) and what possibilities might be given the word list size is and we discovered that the word list does just about include some verbs making some stories and sentences just about possible if you squint.

A quick google showed a Rule #34 violation and so it became necessary to write some smut. Bonus points awarded for making the story 24 words long and actually being BIP39 compliant – you can use it in any client that uses BIP39 to (re)generate keys from wallet words in this way.

Here is my first attempt:
gym fit pretty nurse split beef curtain quick index finger plunge front bottom wet slide nest weapon into crack shiver decorate crack nut receive

And if I whack those recovery words into (for example) Goji, we have a real key pair.

image of a goji private key
Please do not send Goji to xgj1ta95r52cfc5nhgs3m0wlcf06fg8mzt3du3tkmwkpp9mfmn0lmv6qfv0ewa as anyone can get it. Kthnx 😉

Think you can do better? Knock yourself out and let me know! The BIP39 wordlist is here.

You will also need a validator to help you with that last word which contains a checksum. Ian Coleman has a great tool here.

Have fun and for the sake of fuck, do NOT use the keys you generate for anything other than fun – they are essentially worthless as an entropy source, especially if you tell anyone!

Other attempts:
gold hair fantasy girl kiss pole give great head plunge tube steak into amazing ginger box blast nut butter over blouse bird cry clap

lonely young boy huge rigid horn spend all term try two destroy girl crack little success because girl prefer girl action during school shy

It does not all have to be pr0n – see if you can identify these movies:
spoil girl holiday camp family meat nice man fun dance girl two baby trouble doctor dad repair exotic girl dance lift dad proud match

black square box earth monkey evolve rocket travel planet space man machine destroy man lock man outdoor ugly sing scene mind

hard work copper visit wife december party man gun open vault steel gold cream evil man save hundred life man fall outside window winter