Diceware Generator

You can do a lot worse that generate passwords using Diceware. This generator is a pretty rudimentary one. Default parameters are to produce five diceware words, but you can use other numbers and other params – try stuffing ?help on the end. The generator is here.

Note: When you use the above generator the diceware phrase is generated on my server, so you obviously should not use it for anything important. I also can’t vouch for the entropy source and there have been issues with the PHP RNG before. You have been warned!

You can also find a version here that runs at your end, but unless you can be botherd to read the source javascript, is it really any more secure? On the plus side, as it’s running at your end, it doesn’t have the same size limit! Knock yourself out!

If you do want to generate passwords online, here is a much more secure implementation than mine!

ChatGPT wrote both the PHP and the Javascript versions – pretty neat! If you are really nerdy, you can grab the wordlist as a JSON file.

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Confusing Phonetic Alphabet Generator

Back a few years I was chewing the fat over a beer with RJP and we were talking about the (International) Radiotelephony Spelling Alphabet, as you do.  It’s the main way to remove ambiguity in communications that can arise from pronunciation of words or letters.  You will have heard it at some point otherwise you are either delta uniform mike bravo or have been living in a charlie alpha victor echo. First letter of the phonetic words is the letter you are trying to convey and none of the words sound the same.  Great idea!

It occurred to us that it should be possible to create the exact opposite of the phonetic alphabet – a phonetic alphabet designed to maximise confusion when used to spell out words.  We lean heavily on homonyms and silent letters to make the most confusing alphabets. We strictly stick to the rule that the confusing word must start with the letter it represents. Won, kew, eye, etc are all in there.

We rapidly came up with a prototype and there it stayed for a decade or so, but it’s now hit the website as a generator.  It will create a confusing phonetic alphabet for you at each refresh.  Sprinkled with the official words, if you want!  As with most of my generators you can pop a ?help on the end to see what options you have.

Risk Appetite Generator

One of the first questions to ask a client when starting a risk journey with them is to ask what their Risk Appetite is. Sometimes this is an organisational question and sometimes it is a system based one. But always it is a problem.

These appetites are usually six or so discrete statements which fit onto an intuitive scale. Yeah, right.

Recently a client showed me their risk appetite statements and the thing that immediately stood out was that they had one of the appetites at ‘minimal’ and yet it was not the lowest possible setting. I must admit, I wasn’t expecting to hit a Rule 1 violation with a single word statement, and so the pointlessness of the scale gave us comedy gold.

So, the Risk Appetite Generator was born.  As with many of my generators, you can add ?help to find out what settings you can muck about with.

Before you ask, the risk appetites of that client are in the generator.

Daily Enigma Settings

Just what every self respecting crypto nerd needs: a random set of Enigma Settings.  Driven by a very good brownian motion source aka a really hot cup of tea.  Will provide four Rotor selection and sequence, outer ring selection, reflector selection, plugboard settings.  Not pretty.  But random.

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Conspiracy Theory Generator

Some people will believe anything, literally anything.  People so stupid, it is amazing that they remember to breathe. Sadly, they do still seem to be able to pass the procreation practical exam.

Just in case you know just such a person who believes that the world is flat, or that man has not walked on the moon, here I offer you a conspiracy theory generator

Obviously, it generates utter bollocks, but you could probably sell these to a newspaper or even hook in a flat earther long enough to delay them reproducing.

Jack in the Moon

chat.openai.com, February 2023: Please write a story about a man who lives on the moon. It is a sci fi story

Once upon a time, in a not-so-distant future, a man named Jack lived on the moon. Jack was an astronaut, one of the first few people to make a permanent home on the lunar surface.

For years, Jack had been part of a team of scientists and engineers who had been working tirelessly to establish a self-sustaining lunar colony. It had been a difficult journey, with many obstacles and setbacks along the way, but finally, the dream had become a reality. Jack was now the caretaker of the colony, responsible for its day-to-day operations and maintenance.

Although he loved his life on the moon, it could be lonely at times. He spent his days exploring the barren and cratered landscape, conducting experiments and communicating with mission control back on Earth. But despite the isolation, Jack was happy. He had a purpose, a reason to be on the moon, and he cherished the peace and quiet that came with being the only human for miles and miles.

One day, while on a routine spacewalk outside his habitat, Jack noticed something strange. In the distance, he saw a flash of light and a strange object descending towards the moon. At first, he thought it was a supply ship from Earth, but as it got closer, Jack realized that it was something entirely different. The object was circular in shape, with a metallic exterior and multiple antennas and sensors extending from its surface. It was definitely not from Earth.

Jack quickly radioed back to Earth, but there was no response. The communications systems were down, and he was on his own. Jack’s heart raced with excitement and fear as he realized what he was about to do. He decided to approach the object and see if he could make contact with whoever or whatever was inside.

As he got closer, the door to the object opened, and a group of creatures emerged. Jack was amazed by their appearance. They were unlike anything he had ever seen before. They were humanoid in shape, but their skin was a shimmering blue color, and their eyes were large and black, seeming to take up half of their faces.

The creatures communicated with Jack telepathically, and he was amazed to find that he could understand them. They told him that they were on a mission to explore different worlds and that they had chosen the moon as their next stop. Jack listened in awe as they told him about their home planet and their culture. They were peaceful explorers, seeking out new life and civilizations to learn from.

Over the next few days, Jack spent a lot of time with the aliens, learning about their culture and technology. He was amazed by the things they showed him, technologies that were far beyond anything he had ever imagined. He watched as they demonstrated their ability to harness energy from the stars, and he marveled at the intricate machinery they used to travel through space.

The aliens also showed Jack their understanding of the universe and the life within it. They taught him about the interconnectedness of all things, and he came to realize that he was just a small part of something much larger and more complex. Jack felt like he was having a spiritual awakening, and he was grateful for the opportunity to learn from these beings.

But then, suddenly, the aliens received a distress call from their home planet. They told Jack that they had to leave immediately, as their world was in peril, and they needed to return home to help. Jack was heartbroken to see them go, and he felt like he was losing a part of himself. The aliens promised Jack that they would return someday, and they left behind a piece of their advanced technology as a token of their friendship.

Jack spent the rest of his life on the moon, using the technology the aliens had given him to improve the colony and make life easier for the other astronauts who would come after him. He also continued to communicate with mission control on Earth, telling them about his experience with the aliens and sharing the knowledge he had gained.

Years went by, and Jack’s story became the stuff of legends. People from all over the world came to the moon to learn from him and hear his tales. Jack was happy to share his experiences and help others understand the universe in a new and profound way.

As Jack grew older, he began to think more and more about the aliens and their home planet. He wondered what had happened to them and if they had been able to save their world. He also thought about the incredible journey he had been on, from a young astronaut with a passion for exploration, to a caretaker of a lunar colony, to a man who had made contact with an extraterrestrial race.

And so, one day, Jack took one final spacewalk outside the colony, looking up at the stars and feeling grateful for all that he had experienced. He knew that his time on the moon was coming to an end, but he also knew that the knowledge he had gained and the memories he had made would live on forever. He smiled, feeling at peace with his place in the universe, and knowing that his legacy would inspire future generations to reach for the stars and make their own discoveries.

The end.