Best DNS jokes

We all need a good geeky DNS joke now and again, right? But they seem to be a little rare. Not even a CNAME to a good joke. So here are a few I’ve collected.

Google for DNS jokes. Mine is the best one ever. AAAA records or it never happened. (TS)

I had an issue writing a joke about DNS – It’s resolved. (GM)

Such jokes may be spoofed or result in poisonings. (AC)

All too often I try to be authoritative but find myself being recursive. (AC)

Why would I join in with these DNS jokes? Just because ICANN. (GD)

That seems a bit MXd up. (AC)

This certainly propagated quickly! (MJ)