Puff

can you invent a new verse for Puff the magic where jackie dies and puff goes to the funeral?

(Verse)

With heavy hearts and tearful eyes, they bid their last goodbye, For Jackie, dear, had reached the end, beneath the golden sky. Puff, now filled with sorrow deep, his faithful friend no more, A void that only love can heal, a pain he's never felt before.

But in the darkest hour's embrace, a magic spark did gleam, For friendship's bond, though tested true, can conquer loss, it seems. In solemn steps, with mournful sighs, to the funeral he flew, To pay his respects, one final time, bidding farewell to the boy he knew.

The world stood still as Puff arrived, his presence pure and strong, He shared his grief with all who wept, together they'd belong. And as they laid Jackie to rest, 'neath the willow tree, Puff's loving roar filled the air, a tribute for eternity.

Though Jackie's gone, their love lives on, in memories they keep, Through laughter shared and dreams once dreamed, a bond that's still so deep. With each new dawn, Puff sails the skies, his heart forever blessed, For in the tale of Jackie Paper, Puff found peace and love's caress.

Pretty Neat!

Stupid Trump

please write a short rant about how terrible Trump is in the terrible spelling and syntax style of a Trump childish tweet

"Trump is the WORST! 😡👎 Can't evn spell rite, so SAD! 🤦‍♂️ Covfefe, any1? 😂 And the sentencs, oh boi, they make NO sense! 🙄 He talks, talkz, talkz, but sais NOTHIN! 🗣️💬 Just a big LYIN MESS! FAKE NEWS! 😤📰 We need a smrt leader, not a spellin-chalanged, syntax-disaster! 🤯🤔 #TrumpFail #SadSpeller #NoBrains"

Ok, so starting off at the lower end of the intelligence scale, we have replaved Trump. Great start, thanks ChatGPT!